The Hempest

Right now, I am writing to you from a lovely bed and breakfast in Burlington, Vermont. For those not in the know, Burlington is a small city that is home to the University of Vermont, an infamous hippie school. (Phish comes from here. As does Ben and Jerry's. And that lame kid a grade ahead of me who tried to form a hackey sack club went to school here.) When exploring downtown Burlington, I walked past a store called The Hempest. The Hempest specializes in selling clothing made entirely from hemp, man. I was temped to try and purchase a "You cannot smoke thiz hat" hat but instead I went to a local burrito stand. -- GG